one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito
its weird how google became a synonym for search
*looks lovingly into your eyes* i’ve been googling for someone like you my entire life
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview
The face of no regrets.
I fell in love with a princess today