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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

sadbitch2003:

Sext:

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do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

rexuality:

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

*looks lovingly into your eyes* i’ve been googling for someone like you my entire life

unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

hkirkh:

The face of no regrets.

hkirkh:

The face of no regrets.

bunnyfood:

(via thefluffingtonpost:shizi_shiabow)

poison-oak:

I fell in love with a princess today

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…