could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”